GINGERAFFE
GINGERAFFE
My favourite activity is pretending that I can sing. I hope to one day be as sarcastic as Bruce Jenner.

brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

(via somebitchgottheurliwanted)

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cogging:

my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt

(Source: baracks, via shouldnt)

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