GINGERAFFE
GINGERAFFE
My favourite activity is pretending that I can sing. I hope to one day be as sarcastic as Bruce Jenner.

kakuzu:

how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free

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svveden:

*puts on lifejacket* i am ready for intercourse

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weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

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darkbluetile:

thebrownskingirl:

You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.

I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract

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meanplastic:

when you pass a test that everyone else failed

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