GINGERAFFE
GINGERAFFE
My favourite activity is pretending that I can sing. I hope to one day be as sarcastic as Bruce Jenner.

mangowho:

barrowmans:

omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg

I don’t have anything against it either. I really don’t. My best friend is straight, but like, keep it in the bedroom you know?

(Source: oncebarrowmans, via living-la-vida-larry)

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bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

(via swimminginhightide)

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goodfuckingcoffee:

packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip

unpacks 3 months after coming home

(via crash-of-the-waves)

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kitkatinc:

spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

(via living-la-vida-larry)

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gorilllas:

@myself what the fuck are you doing

(via asparagays)

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unwakeable:

that time in the night when you can’t stop yawning but can’t get to sleep either

(via slapping)

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werewolfetude:

PSA:

Some people have sex and that’s okay

Some people don’t have sex and that’s also okay

but what’s NOT okay is putting fucking ketchup in your god damn mac and cheese

(Source: vicepresidentgay, via living-la-vida-larry)

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